Subject: You should be ASHAMED.
I don’t know who you are, but I hope you step on LEGOS. I have never in my entire life, seen such a disgusting collection of products in one place.
Your store is vulgar, offensive, and absolutely unnecessary. Do we really need a mug that says I love cock? REALLY??
I wouldn’t be caught dead drinking out of something so foul.
Sincerely,
Barbara (A Good Christian Woman)