Subject: Really? This is what you do?
Look, I get it. You think you’re edgy. You think you’re hilarious. But let’s be honest, this is just sad. I was hoping to find a nice mug for my office, but instead, I’m staring at one thats about loving the taste. What is wrong with you?
Do you think your mother is proud of this? Do you sleep well at night knowing you’ve made something so… tacky?
I hope you reflect on your life choices.
Regretfully,
Nathan P.