Contact/Complain

Got a question? Cool. Got a complaint? Even better—we love adding new gems to our Hate Mail Hall of Fame. Just know that if you send us a whiny email about how a mug “ruined your life,” there’s a 100% chance we’ll publicly post it for the world to enjoy.

We don’t do customer service in the “Let me speak to the manager” way. But if you actually have a real issue (like a missing order, not emotional damage), we might pretend to care long enough to fix it.

Proceed with caution. Or don’t. We don’t give af.