Subject: This is a violation of my RIGHTS
To Whom It May Concern,
I recently received a mug from your store as a “gift” from a so-called friend, and I am OFFENDED BEYOND WORDS. The mug in question reads: I Drink Coffee, Then I Do Stupid Things Faster.
As someone with ADHD, this is HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and ABLEIST. Your store is profiting off of the suffering of neurodivergent individuals, and I will NOT stand for it.
I am giving you 72 hours to remove this offensive merchandise from your store before I escalate this issue to the proper authorities (my cousin is a lawyer). Consider this your formal warning.
Sincerely,
Jessica L.