Subject: I need to talk to someone about this.

Listen.

I don’t know what kind of sick, twisted individual thought it was a good idea to put Save a Broom and ride a quidditch player on a mug, but I need you to understand the emotional turmoil this has caused me.

I was drinking out of this exact mug on my work Zoom call when my boss noticed and asked what it meant. I tried to play it off, but before I could, my coworker (who is definitely a narc) read it out loud and said, “Oh, that’s dirty.”

Now HR wants to have a “casual chat” with me. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

Regretfully,
Megan S.