Subject: Cease and Desist IMMEDIATELY!

I am formally demanding that you remove the mug labeled Gryffinwhore from your website IMMEDIATELY. This is a blatant act of defamation against an entire Hogwarts house. As a proud Gryffindor, I will not stand by while you tarnish our name with such vile accusations.

If this item is not removed within 48 hours, I will be seeking legal counsel (my sister-in-law took a law class in college and said I have a case).

Righteously furious,
Bradley J.

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