Subject: Absolutely VILE
Dear Kinda Muggy,
I am appalled. I was looking for a cute mug to give my husband, and instead, I stumbled upon your disgusting collection of filth.
You actually sell a mug that says “Would You Like to Whomp My Willow?”? EXCUSE ME? Do you not realize that children also love Harry Potter? I shudder to think of the innocent young minds who might see this and ask their parents what it means.
You are single-handedly ruining childhoods. I will be reporting this to someone (not sure who yet, but I will find someone).
Burn in hell,
Karen L.